Things not usually heard in the office.

(Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Well, except me. You already know I'm guilty).


"Our wireless is going down more than a $10 hooker." --Bravo


Me: "Bite me."
Charlie: "You know, I have a bumper sticker that says, 'When you say "Bite me" I consider it foreplay.'"
Bravo: "Charlie, do we have to restrain you?"
Me: "He considers that foreplay, too."

Quote of the Week

"You write. That's the hard bit that nobody sees. You write on the good days and you write on the lousy days. Like a shark, you have to keep moving forward or you die. Writing may or may not be your salvation; it might or might not be your destiny. But that does not matter. What matters right now are the words, one after another. Find the next word. Write it down. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat."

--Neil Gaiman

Unexpected Places

Crab apple blossoms on the tire of my car.