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Journey is a rogue English major gone guerilla tech. She is currently owned by two cats, several creditors, and a coyote that doesn't exist. See "web page" link for more details about the coyote.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Things not usually heard in the office.

(Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Well, except me. You already know I'm guilty).


"Our wireless is going down more than a $10 hooker." --Bravo


Me: "Bite me."
Charlie: "You know, I have a bumper sticker that says, 'When you say "Bite me" I consider it foreplay.'"
Bravo: "Charlie, do we have to restrain you?"
Me: "He considers that foreplay, too."

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