caramel-covered cleavage
Is it better to have peanut butter, caramel, or fudge down your cleavage?
I am dressed as an evil pixie for Halloween today. There was left-over candy from our party, including some of the eyeball candies (guess what three flavors they come in). I put one in the usual spot, expecting to extract it at some point as part of a gag ("Aw, you look sad. Eyeball? Sorry, they get a little chewy after they've been removed . . . "). Only I guess the eyeballs weren't constructed to deal with that level of heat, and the next thing I knew, I was cleaning chocolate and caramel out of my cleavage.
My co-worker missed the show. He was in the next office over, discussing football.
I am dressed as an evil pixie for Halloween today. There was left-over candy from our party, including some of the eyeball candies (guess what three flavors they come in). I put one in the usual spot, expecting to extract it at some point as part of a gag ("Aw, you look sad. Eyeball? Sorry, they get a little chewy after they've been removed . . . "). Only I guess the eyeballs weren't constructed to deal with that level of heat, and the next thing I knew, I was cleaning chocolate and caramel out of my cleavage.
My co-worker missed the show. He was in the next office over, discussing football.
posted by Journey | 9:26 AM
3 Comments:
So, do you have photos of this? ;)
My boss is the one with the camera, and he hasn't arrived, yet. Besides, I think Human Resources might frown on his being asked to take pictures of my cleavage. ;)
So bondage-faerie at the office wasn't quite appropriate, but you found a way to push the boundaries anyway!!
--durangodave
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