Surrealist Joke #2
If it takes 17 pancakes to shingle a dog house, how long will it take a flea to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
See comments for answer.
See comments for answer.
posted by Journey | 11:40 AM
My Surreality Check Bounced
"Why settle for a twig when you can climb the whole tree?"
About Me
- Name: Journey
- Location: Binghamton, NY, United States
Journey is a rogue English major gone guerilla tech. She is currently owned by two cats, several creditors, and a coyote that doesn't exist. See "web page" link for more details about the coyote.
- The Great Roxio Fishing Trip of '06
- Anger
- Quote of the Week
- From the blog of a complete stranger
- Unsettling
- Overkill
- Archetypes
- Meme
- Surrealist joke #1
- What is it about doctors . . . ?
Links
- Journey's Surreality Check (the other journal)
- The Rogue Historian
- Wyldwoods' Journal
- Journey's LiveJournal Friends
- Kevin's Journal
- Justinland
- Louis XIV
- Paranoid Social Club
- Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Jack
- Unicorn Jelly
1 Comments:
13, you silly. Ice cream doesn't have ones.
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