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Journey is a rogue English major gone guerilla tech. She is currently owned by two cats, several creditors, and a coyote that doesn't exist. See "web page" link for more details about the coyote.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Surrealist joke #1

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(See comments for answer.)

3 Comments:

Blogger Journey said...

A: A fish.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh, I thought it was: A burning Giraffe.

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:
1 to start the bath water
and 6 to get the bananas...

4:23 AM  

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