Gods help me, it's started already . . .

Ahk! Whaddaya mean, I have to know a date now? Can't I put off figuring out who's in the wedding until there's a date?

What the hell are engagement parties and why would you want to do that to yourself?

Are wedding web pages designed to be scary on purpose? Not only do they contain all these details and checklists, but they seem invariably done in pastels. *moans*