Things Not Usually Heard in the Office
Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Foxtrot, paraphrased: "So there's really no problem with our wireless?"
Delta: "Can we replace the staff?"
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Bravo, paraphrased: "How does it look up on the nursing units?"
Echo: "[Our cabling guy] is gonna be busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."
Foxtrot, paraphrased: "So there's really no problem with our wireless?"
Delta: "Can we replace the staff?"
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Bravo, paraphrased: "How does it look up on the nursing units?"
Echo: "[Our cabling guy] is gonna be busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."
posted by Journey | 11:26 AM
1 Comments:
Heh. That first one makes me think of a statement by Dr. Wolfgang Ulrich, of Audi's sportscar racing team, paraphrased here:
"What a week. In two days we destroyed nearly 700,000 Euros of equipment. My controller wants me to change all the drivers."
Irrelevant, I know, but that's what came to mind. The drivers in question are the best in the world, and pretty much irreplaceable. ;)
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