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Journey is a rogue English major gone guerilla tech. She is currently owned by two cats, several creditors, and a coyote that doesn't exist. See "web page" link for more details about the coyote.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Pirate Joke #1

(courtesy of my sister)

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his pants. As this is rather eye-catching and looks terribly uncomfortable, the bartender says, "Excuse me, but . . . do you know you have a ship's wheel in the front of your pants?"

The pirate says, "Arr--it's drivin' me nuts!"

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