My Surreality Check Bounced

"Why settle for a twig when you can climb the whole tree?"

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Journey is a rogue English major gone guerilla tech. She is currently owned by two cats, several creditors, and a coyote that doesn't exist. See "web page" link for more details about the coyote.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Festival

I hope, by the time of the festival, to be sufficiently rested that I feel up to a festival. I fell asleep at about 8PM AZ time last night, and slept a good 12 hours. My brother informs me he was in and out of the room no less than seven times last night and this morning while I was conked out. I can only recall three. Maybe.

On the plus side, actual patches of sunlight have been seen. My wool socks are as toasty-warm as advertised. And gabefinder found a ride at the last minute. Hooray!

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Quote of the Week

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

--source unknown

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Sugar Lustysizzle

Isn't that simply dreadful? *coyotegrin*

Based on this, which came to me in an e-mail. Feel free to put your own dreadful names in the comments. ;)


See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor.


A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name
a =Fantasia
b =Chesty
c =Starr
d=Diamond
e =Montana
f =Angel
g =Sugar
h =Mimi
i=Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l =Dallas
m =Princess
n=Heidi
o =Bambi
p =Bunny
q =Brandy
r =Sugar
s=Candy
t =Raquelle
u =Sapphire
> v =Cinnamon
w =Blaze
x=Trixie
y =Isis
z =Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a =Leather
b=Dream
c =Sunny
d =Deep
e =Heaven
f =Tight
g=Shimmer
h =Velvet
i =Lusty
j =Harley
k =Passion
l=Dazzle
m =Dixon
n =Spank
o =Glitter
p =Razor
q=Meadow
r =Glitz
s =Sparkle
t =Sweet
u =Silver
v=Tickle
w =Cherry
x =Hard
y =Night
z =Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d =fire
e =thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j =cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n =ridge
o =kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t =whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y =lick
z =juice

Earplugs

Wow. Sorry I've been so quiet.

It's nothing in particular, just the ongoing build-up of stress. Coming up on vacation means there's an end in sight, at least temporarily, but it also means lots of loose ends to tie up for neat hand-off when I go out of town.

I caught myself stressing to the point of almost snapping at people, yesterday. Mind you, I was running on four hours of sleep. For the second time this week. Shortly after that, I found myself standing in the stall in the ladies' room, wishing the three other ladies in said room would vacate so I could just stand there for a minute, alone, and have quiet. This reaction informed me that, if it were any other week, it would be time to declare the rest of the afternoon a mental health day and go home. But it's not any other week. There's too much to do.

Today was a little better. More sleep. And a Hershey bar. Which, while not good for my general health, was marvelous for the brain chemistry and allowed me to be a nicer person. The sacrifices one makes for one's co-workers.

I'm doing laundry at my parents' house right now. Then it's back home to throw the rest of the things in the suitcase or set them aside to pack them first thing tomorrow morning. Half a day at work tomorrow, then immediately to a hair appointment, then around the corner to pick up the suitcases, then drive to Phoenix. Park at Pete's apartment, meet my parents and Lance somewhere, and all carpool to my sister's place of business. We're going to have dinner there, and hopefully have some time to visit with her while she's running her event.

I have a 7:10 flight the following morning. Which involves getting up at what is, for Journey, an obscene hour. But that's okay. I've acquired a couple pairs of earplugs. My plan for the flight is to put the earplugs in and not do anything but doze and read and do crosswords. It sounds blissful. Here's to hoping I don't have somebody's child kicking the back of my seat.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Quote of the Week

"Anything that can be said in the language can be said in blank verse."

--Dr. James Simmerman

We've all had this thought . . .

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33086631/

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Pirate Joke #1

(courtesy of my sister)

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his pants. As this is rather eye-catching and looks terribly uncomfortable, the bartender says, "Excuse me, but . . . do you know you have a ship's wheel in the front of your pants?"

The pirate says, "Arr--it's drivin' me nuts!"

Catch-up

Sorry I've been quiet. The weekend was great; Pete was down. Work has been more of the same. I've not been online much lately--spending more time watching Farscape and taking bubble baths, I think. I overslept this morning. I guess better today than tomorrow; tomorrow we're doing an interview at 8:30 AM.

I bought the most appalling swimsuit on eBay for $.99. I was trying on suits in Ross and didn't like any of them, but found a style I liked, just not a color. So I found the style on eBay, and I like the colors . . . but the colors consist of brightly-colored parrots. I had about 51 seconds to decide if it was just bad, or so bad it was great. I think it's great. And for $.99, if I feel differently in person, I haven't exactly wasted much money or time.

I have a weigh-in today. I'm hoping for a new low. Wish me luck.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Quote of the Week

"Ah, an idealist--those are the dangerous ones."

--Carl Emmett, in The Immortals, by Tracy Hickman

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Juxtaposition

I heard heavy metal in 5/4 time on the radio, yesterday. My sister warned me, but it was another thing to hear it with my own ears. A 5/4 theme with a 6/8 chorus and the occasional measure of 6/8. In heavy metal.