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Journey is a rogue English major gone guerilla tech. She is currently owned by two cats, several creditors, and a coyote that doesn't exist. See "web page" link for more details about the coyote.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Sugar Lustysizzle

Isn't that simply dreadful? *coyotegrin*

Based on this, which came to me in an e-mail. Feel free to put your own dreadful names in the comments. ;)


See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor.


A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name
a =Fantasia
b =Chesty
c =Starr
d=Diamond
e =Montana
f =Angel
g =Sugar
h =Mimi
i=Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l =Dallas
m =Princess
n=Heidi
o =Bambi
p =Bunny
q =Brandy
r =Sugar
s=Candy
t =Raquelle
u =Sapphire
> v =Cinnamon
w =Blaze
x=Trixie
y =Isis
z =Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a =Leather
b=Dream
c =Sunny
d =Deep
e =Heaven
f =Tight
g=Shimmer
h =Velvet
i =Lusty
j =Harley
k =Passion
l=Dazzle
m =Dixon
n =Spank
o =Glitter
p =Razor
q=Meadow
r =Glitz
s =Sparkle
t =Sweet
u =Silver
v=Tickle
w =Cherry
x =Hard
y =Night
z =Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d =fire
e =thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j =cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n =ridge
o =kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t =whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y =lick
z =juice

3 Comments:

Blogger WyldWoods (WW.N) said...

I don't think this is meant for guys, but I checked anyway...

"Bambi Heaventhong"

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cinnamon Leathertower.... A study in gender ambiguity.

--durangodave

8:03 PM  
Blogger Journey said...

*snickers helplessly*

7:17 PM  

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